Sunday, May 6, 2018

SNAKE EYES & BOXCARS (complete)



ABC-Paramount released Lloyd Price's rendition of Stagger Lee in 1958.  I was twelve years old.  The song bowled me over, and it's been on my playlist ever since.  It's a masterpiece of story-telling, and a musical gem.  You can find it - you know where.

Stagger Lee's (Stack-O-Lee) story has been recorded over 170 times with various lyrics and musical settings.  Lloyd Price wrote two versions, in the first Billy died over a gambling debt, in the second, the so-called cleaned up version requested by Dick Clark for his American Bandstand, it was over a woman.  America - murder over gambling, not good; murder over a woman, number 1.  Go figure.

About six years ago, I was working on an evening of "Americana," and wrote a short piece that got Stagger Lee from the crap shoot to the gallows.  Last week, I put together a reunion between Stagger Lee and Billy D'Lyon in Billy's gambling emporium on the plains of Hades.  I showed it to a friend who suggested I add an intro giving more depth to the characters and their relationship.  Done.

Here, then, we have:


SNAKE EYES AND BOXCARS

STAGGER LEE AND BILLY D’LYON ON EARTH AND IN HELL
(for Sarah Beaudette)

1.    The Boys

Stagger Lee
six/five and handsome as Broadway
would not only dress for the occasion

was

the occasion

That’s a fine suit, Mr. Lee.
Yes, ma’am, thank you.

Nice hat, boss!
Stetson, son, the best.

Stagger Lee stepped out
said good-bye to no one

city not quite dark

got a shine at the corner
tipped big

Stagger Lee
a-tilt at the waist
shoulders forward
arms swinging

takes a long pull from his silver flask


touches his .44
touches his bank-roll
checks over his shoulder
touches the brim of his Stetson

glides and swivels

into
the
alley

Yo, Billy!

William D’Lyon

a.k.a.,

Billy
Billy D
Billy D’ Lion
Billy D’Floater

another street corner dapper-Dan

Three piece suit
hand-made shoes
rocks on his fingers

Billy and Stag known each other for years

grew up together

fell out
fell in
fell back out and in again
like life-long lovers

opposites & equals

Billy – short stuff
Stag – al-ti-tu-di-nous

Billy – ice water
Stag – hundred proof

Stag – equalizer in his holster
Billy – silver tongued

Stag O’Lee was a bad man
Billy was a business man – crooked as the day was long

Billy ran THE floating crap game

could be next door
could be in the church basement
could be in the recovery room
could be in the damn delivery room

could be you’d know where it would be
if you were in the know

Billy D
everybody’s Billy
and everybody liked Billy
even when they slunk home broke

Billy says

Stag, you know what I said.

and Stag says

I do.
 
You said, don’t come here strapped,
just bring money.

Here’s my money.

Wanna’ frisk me?

Stag did have a bundle that night
folded in a big dollar sign diamond stud clip.

I don’t frisk anyone, Stag, and I see your money.

OK, then.  Make room, boys, I’m livin’ for the spin…

2.    The Spin

No game on earth
quick as craps

dollars down
dice tumble
points made
or not
but
money
grabbed up.

Players best be
sober and sharp

that night
under a street light
and yellow moon

Billy D'Lyon was

Stagger Lee
was not

and when they were done

Billy adjourned to the bar-room
with a handful of greenbacks
and Stagger Lee's brand new Stetson hat.

Couple things quicker than craps -
crazy and bullets.

Stagger Lee steps into the bar-room
calls, "Billy, yo…"

Billy
hands up palms out
says, “Oh, no…”

Smokeless .44

Stagger Lee shoots poor Billy down

Billy clutches at air
slams
against high gloss mahogany
slumps
to dirt black
scuffed black
heel gouged
bar room floor

neck on the rail

hat pushed away

one eye ball
from half his head
staring straight up to nowhere
all glassy and dead.

Stagger Lee drops the .44
retrieves his Stetson
dusts its brim
walks out those swinging doors
and steps right up, ladies and gents,
to the scaffold gallows
like it was church
on Sunday morning –

‘Scuse me, sir
Howdy, Ma’am
Wouldn’t want to be late, Reverend

And Stagger Lee
all snake-eyes
looks down at his boots
bows his head
when the hangman takes his hat
and thinks -

Ain’t nothin’ finer than a Stetson

Ain’t nothin’ colder than this cold wind

Ain’t no forgiveness till hell freezes over

And there ain't nothin' slower
than this goddamn trap door…


BAM!


3.    Welcome Home

Billy D’Lyon
half  his head
blowed away
did not go to heaven

Whoever thought he would?

Bill dropped into hell

Stagger Lee

dropped

into thin air

and just as fast
ended up in hell
as well.

Heaven…Hell
Earth between

time’s a funny thing

Billy might’a been gone
a New York minute
but
in hell-time
that was a life-time

and in hell-time
Billy made a big name
for himself.

The devil that cheated
and beated
Stag O’Lee
now owned
the biggest
most ornate
and prosperous

saloon whorehouse and gambling den

on the cold gray plain of Hades.

Through Billy’s
swinging doors

inscribed as of old -

(abandon hope… the house always wins)

neck-stretched
adam’s apple bobbing
bare headed

 steps
Stag Lee

who steps up

to a green felt table
just in time
to watch flames
fly
off a hot set of bones
ricocheting
from wall to wall
through all the constellations

snake eyes to boxcars

and back up
into
the
diamond flash
right hand
of one -

Billy, a.k.a.,  Hell’s D’Lion.

Mr. Lee aims a look at Billy

recognition, of course, on both sides

grins

and lays his money
on the no-pass line

Billy half-grins back
and the roll does commence

Bill huffs steam-engine heat
to warm those ivories

tombstones clack
in his big right hand

Hell time shifts
into strobe time

Flash!

Billy’s arm and hand
swing under and up

Flash!

Bill’s hand opens
dice fly

Flash!

(close up)

dice hit the table

Flash!

time
converts
to
time

and sure as

4 plus 3
5 plus 2
6 plus 1
all
equal

7

Stagger Lee

flips out
and

Flips!

that table over

Fuck you, Billy D

says
Stagga Lee

your crooked game
has come to an end

reaches for his smokeless .44

but Mr. Lee
lost that gun
a million years before

Billy
just smiles
with his whole half face
removes his gray felt Stetson hat

kindly says

Take this back, Mr. Stagger Lee
you’ll have no argument with me

Hell begins to freeze

time

the boys realize
this was no fight man or ghost
would ever win
and
Stagger Lee and Billy D’Lyon
all of a sudden
best-of-friends
hearty hale and arms-around
step up to the bar
drink some fire water down

Stagger Lee gulps forever
adam’s apple jerkin’ like a monkey on a stick
gotta’ get this fixed, he thinks

Billy D. loses half his drink out half his head
gotta get this fixed, he says

Hell freezes over

and
time
rolls
on

tumbling dice

and that is the story
of Stagger Lee & Billy D’Lyon
on earth and in hell

Amen.

RW/Seattle/Oct 2012-May 2018







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